End of an era: Sunset on the Twinkie
Egad, Hostess corporation, makers of the "Twinkie" (your must-have nuclear fallout survival snack) has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. You can read about it HERE, and I'll say for the record that there are a lot of jobs at stake, probably good manufacturing jobs the likes of which are hard to come by in today's economy.
For full disclosure's sake, I probably haven't eaten a twinkie since the early 80s, and even then didn't care for them. But I recognize the Twinkie as being iconic. For better or worse, it's a proud member of essential Food-related Americana, like Apple Pie or the Hershey bar. The Twinkie took new meaning to me when Michael Pollan pointed out the ridiculousness behind a Twinkie costing less than a bag of carrots. Pollan refers to a Twinkie as an "iconic foodlike substance", a term that I have found very useful while writing this blog.
But I'm not writing to pick on the Twinkie. That'd be too easy, and it's not nice to speak ill of the sickly. And all of you out there that have ever eaten a Twinkie, well good for you- it's cheap, it'll keep you alive, nuf said. But Hostess? The largest baker in the United States is on the verge of collapse, and yet I can still find Twinkies in probably 8 stores within a couple blocks of my office. I assume that somebody high up at Hostess has been saying to any nearby ear, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it". But obviously, it's broken, and has been for years.
Hostess has had plenty of success over the years, and employed a heck of a lot more people than Peeled Snacks has. Though there products have never been healthy, excepting maybe Wonder-Bread, Hostess has never said that they were. But with all that distribution, and all those employees, Hostess has for decades had the capability of really getting good stuff out there. But it hasn't bothered. It hasn't changed.
Perhaps bakeries just shouldn't be big companies. Perhaps bread should be distributed only as far as a truck can ship it can get while still cooling from the over. Perhaps people just shouldn't eat food that doesn't rot. But there's no "perhaps" about Hostess' missteps- a company with so many employees and so much reach that fails to adapt to a changing world has let a whole lot of people down. Investors, consumers, employees, families.
The food world is changing while I type. Peeled Snacks is trying to help lead that change, but if we achieve our goals, if we make real food really available and offer a real challenge to products with average sugar, great. But if we get there, it'll just mean that there's someplace else to go. Maybe there was somebody high up at Hostess who saw this coming and shouted, "fix it! Fix IT!" He or she should have shouted a lot louder.
There's a dang good chance that somebody will buy some or all of Hostess' catalog and production capacity. If and when that happens, I'll be watching to see if the new owner can update that "Foodlike substance" for the times. Chances are, though, I still won't eat it. Sayonara, Hostess. It's the end of that era. But, then again, it's the start of ours.
Happy Snacking,
Peeled Skinny

